A close friend of the blog is, dare I say, obsessed with up-and-coming porn star Jonah Wheeler. The mustachioed beauty comes to us from the Haus of Someone, which is a fancy way of saying that he’s Joel Someone‘s protégé. He’s been making a name for himself with his OnlyFans content, as well as a handful of scenes for Treasure Island Media.
I’ve always thought Jonah was cute, but after his Guy Bone debut, I’m ready to hop on the obsession bandwagon. I wasn’t even five minutes into this scene before I realized it’s a must-see. At first, it seems like the action is going to be slow and sensual, with Jonah and his costar Eli Woods savoring one another’s bodies.
While, yes, that’s partially true, it quickly becomes clear that these are two piggy fuckers. Eli slams his cock down Jonah’s throat and spits in his mouth. Jonah looks up at him with the cutest puppy dog eyes. In these moments, he is like the living embodiment of what many have referred to as the “bottom emoji”. 🥺
Eli is also going to gain a ton of new fans from this scene. Once he gets Jonah’s pants off, he sucks his balls and swirls his tongue around the boy’s taint. He gives him a wet, sloppy blowjob, then they move on to an exceptional sixty-nine sequence. If you’re the type of person who usually fast-forwards through the oral action, I implore you to pause and admire the view. Both of these guys are hungry, deepthroat cocksuckers.
Jonah moves the action forward by bending over the bed and presenting his hole to Eli. For a second, I thought we were skipping right to the fucking, but thankfully, Eli puts his tongue to work and gives that ass the attention it deserves. It’s once again wet, sloppy, and uninhibited, with spit dripping down Jonah’s taint and balls.
Just when you think you know what’s going to happen next, Eli mounts Jonah’s face and makes him lick his nuts. He moves forward to sit on his face, then gets on all fours so Jonah can really bury his tongue in that fuzzy hole. Jonah eagerly worships Eli from the tip of his cock and all the way across his hairy crack. They switch up the position, now with Eli crouching on Jonah’s face for a thorough mustache ride.
At this point, it might feel like you missed the memo that this is a flip-fuck. Eli dismounts and teases Jonah by letting him rub his cock up and down his crack. It’s a complete misdirect, because next thing you know, Eli grabs the lube and throws Jonah’s ankles in the air. We’re nearly twenty minutes into the scene at this point, and the anticipation has built up to an unbearable level. Eli makes us wait just a little longer, getting one more taste of Jonah’s hole and spitting on it before he slides in. Jonah’s facial expressions in this moment are priceless.
Holding his ankles looking up with complete reverence, Jonah informs Eli that his hole belongs to him, and he can do whatever he wants with it. Eli takes the note, and his 9-inch cock glides gracefully in and out of Jonah’s eager hole. Jonah looks like he’s in heaven, and you’ll be in heaven, too. The camera gets a truly spectacular shot of Eli fucking Jonah in the piledriver position, his balls slapping against Jonah’s ass and his fuzzy hole on full display. His cock looks incredible, especially when he dips it in and out to reveal Jonah’s freshly-fucked hole. He shoves his fingers in Jonah’s mouth, at one point getting four of them inside at once.
Getting a bit more comfortable, Eli places Jonah on the edge of the bed. He continues to pull out and slide back in, making Jonah gape for him and plead for more. There’s an intense sparkle in Jonah’s eye that’s simply irresistible. He looks completely enamored with the man splitting him in two. Eli briefly picks up Jonah and impales him on his cock, slipping out and then placing him back on the bed for more fucking.
Next, we move on to some doggystyle action. The guys are right in front of a mirror, and Jonah looks forward intently as Eli rubs his cock against his crack. When Eli pushes in, his eyes light up and a smile comes across his face. Once again, he’s in heaven. Eli pulls his hair and gently wraps his hand around his throat. He pushes Jonah’s head into the mattress and fucks him with his ass arched in the air. Each thrust feels like a revelation, and damnit, there are a few butt shots that make you happy to know that Eli’s versatile (and will eventually get fucked on the site).
Jonah pushes his hole back onto Eli’s, sliding down all the way to his bushy pubes. They effortlessly transition to a modified reverse cowboy position, and Jonah’s hard cock flops around as he rides on top. He looks dreamy as fuck, watching himself in the mirror as he takes that huge cock. You can tell that both of the guys are getting close, but neither of them want this to end. Jonah is practically throbbing as he slowly bounces on Eli’s shaft.
Within the last five minutes, we’re given a huge plot twist. Jonah chows down on Eli’s hole. There’s a little just the tip action, and you start to wonder whether we’re going to wrap things up with Jonah breeding Eli’s hole… But nope! This is yet another misdirect. They share a passionate kiss, and we’re back to Jonah getting fucked on his back.
Eli pulls out and shoots on Jonah’s balls, pushing himself back in to finish inside. He paints his load back down into that hole, then keeps on fucking until Jonah explodes all over his torso. Covered and filled with cum, Jonah passionately makes out with Eli as he’s still inside of him. The camera fades to black.
This was an outrageously long recap, so let me sum it up for you. I watch a lot of damn porn for this blog, and Guy Bone remains one of the most underrated sites. Their content is full of passion and worth every penny, especially in a world that relies on gimmicks and overly-choreographed performances. I’m not just saying this to blow smoke up their asses. If you like what you see here, get a membership to Guy Bone or even just download a few videos. You won’t regret it.
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