Gay Room just released a St. Patrick’s Day scene. It reminded me that they filmed a Halloween scene with Anthoni Hardie, in which he dresses up in a sexy sailor costume and gets fucked up the ass. Suddenly, I wanted to masturbate to this scene, but I couldn’t help but wonder… Is it socially acceptable to jerk off to holiday-themed porn when you’re not currently celebrating that holiday?
The answer is “yes”, and it’s supported by rule number 31 of porn:
“Your penis can celebrate a holiday at any time!”
If you get your jollies from Santa Claus porn, it’s okay if you want to watch it in the middle of July! If you appreciate the passionate, romantic vibe of a Valentine’s Day rendezvous, then embrace your inner Cupid and shoot a load in the name of love! And if you want to watch Anthoni Hardie get a facial from someone who pulled a dildo out of a jack o’lantern bucket, whip your cock out and stroke like a spooky little freak!
Scroll down to see Anthoni and Trent Summers in action…
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