This Year’s Winners For THE CUMMIES

Today is the day we announce the winners of THE CUMMIES! This feels rather anticlimactic after months of preparation, but I did my best to honor each of their winners and show them love. For the curious, I’ve included the runner-ups and bronze medalists. There were a couple ties on this level that I broke by looking at overall traffic.

I’m not sure if I can say much more without spoiling the surprise (which you could have easily spoiled yourself by looking at the results in any given category‘s post). There are a few winners here that I expected to see, along with a few surprises. Overall, I’m pleased with the final results, and I appreciate you all for voting, clicking, and getting off to my posts!

Scroll down to see this year’s winners for THE CUMMIES:

WEBSITE OF THE YEAR

TIM TALES took this category with 23 percent of the vote. Even in the midst of a global pandemic, they regularly delivered outstanding content without seeming to endanger their performers. The site introduced us to Diego Mattos, Tian Tao, and Marco Antonio, and kept things rolling with reliable faves like Tim Kruger, Saverio, and John Thomas. The tops are hung, the bottoms are insatiable, and the action never fails to get you off.

Runner-Up: The Guy Site

Bronze Medalist: BiPhoria

PERFORMER OF THE YEAR

JOEL SOMEONE took this category with a whopping 64 percent of the vote. Capable of bouncing from emotional storylines to the playful tone of his homemade content, Joel consistently hits the mark in all of his scenes. He gave us hot bisexual threesomes, earth-shattering orgams, and piggy moments, along with two of my personal favorite spank bank picks with Haskell Holland and Edison Garett. I’m beyond excited to see what he has in store for 2021.

Runner-Up: Daisy Taylor

Bronze Medalist: Rhyheim Shabazz

BREAKOUT STAR OF THE YEAR

MINI STALLION took this category with 33 percent of the vote. Though I only featured two Hussie Pass scenes with Jmac and Brickzilla, that’s a gross misrepresentation of her output. She’s been a very busy gal throughout the year, filming with huge studios and legendary talent. A fan summed up her win quite beautifully: “I’ve watched Mini grow from homemade stuff to the big leagues in less than a year, while not allowing herself to be taken advantage of, never staying silent on issues that matter and knowing her worth. She amazing and deserves all the awards.”

Runner-Up: Haskell Holland

Bronze Medalist: Steve Strongarm

HUNGRIEST HOLE(S) OF THE YEAR

JOHN THOMAS took this category with 24 percent of the vote. In a year when many of us were aching for physical contact, it felt aspirational to watch John get plowed by three huge cocks on Tim Tales. This man has exquisite ass lips that are elastic and accommodating, and damnit, he sure knows how to deepthroat a big one.

Runner-Up: Steve Strongarm

Bronze Medalist: Korra Del Rio

FLIP-FUCKER OR SWITCH OF THE YEAR

DAISY TAYLOR took this category with 73 percent of the vote. Impressively, she only made her topping debut in April, but fans were so excited to see her flip that they clearly ran to the polls to show their support. She dazzled with Alisia Rae, played both roles with Joel Someone, and gave it up in a delightfully fun scene with Michael Del Ray. Throw in this downright legendary threesome from Trans Angels, and it’s not hard to see why this was a landslide victory. 

Runner-Up: Joel Someone

Bronze Medalist: Zeno Rey

THE “GET INSIDE ME NOW” AWARD

RHYHEIM SHABAZZ took this category with 21 percent of the vote, after Colby Jansen was stripped of the title due to problematic behavior. He was always the true winner in my opinion. Rhyheim is, without a doubt, the most creative top in gay porn, and throughout 2020, he delivered especially memorable scenes with Cyrus Nicholson, Sean Zevran, Michael Boston, and other extraordinarily sexy performers.

Runner-Up: Dante Colle

Bronze Medalist: Sharok

DUO OF THE YEAR

TEDDY HUNTER and COLLIN SIMPSON raked in 45 percent of the vote to take this category for THE GUY SITE. I’m not going to argue with that result, because this is easily the best scene that the site released last year. It’s arguably one of Collin’s all-time best, and it’s a star-making appearance for beefy, hairy, and downright adorable newcomer Teddy. These two have a chemistry that borders on “bromance”. They just click in this beautifully organic way, and damnit, you can’t deny that they look fantastic together.

Runner-Up: Ari Koyote and Joel Someone

Bronze Medalist: Thor Buckner and Tiger Pounce

THREESOME OF THE YEAR

VANDER PULASKI, MITCH MATTHEWS, and MICHAEL MISSION raked in 47 percent of the vote to take this category for CHAOS MEN. This scene was a dark horse against one of the most-clicked posts of the year, and yet, it somehow managed to come out on top. These three deliver an extraordinarily piggy performance with Vander leading the pack, Mitch matching his energy, and married bisexual bottom Michael providing a worthy canvas for their cum.

Runner-Up: Natalie Mars, Daisy Taylor, and Aubrey Kate

Bronze Medalist: Rhyheim Shabazz, Cade Maddox, and Michael Boston

GROUP SCENE OF THE YEAR

WILLIAM BEACH, SEATTLE DAD, JAMES DUKE, @FURHUNTER3, CORBIN SAUTEREAU, and @SEATTLEBBBEARS took this category with 40 percent of the vote. This was a somewhat early post on the blog, to the point where I’m almost embarrassed by the lack of information in it. Nevertheless, the content spoke for itself! These six horny guys met up prior to quarantine and did what comes naturally. The results will, quite obviously, make you cum.

Runner-Up: John Thomas Gangbang

Bronze Medalist: Chase Gaines’ Texas Gangbang